Ivanova: Are you gonna arrest me, Garibaldi?
Garibaldi: No way! I wanna live to see the future.
Hmm, I think I might remember this. Sort of. That night is still a little fuzzy.
thebestoftheprofessionals replied to your post: Have you gone down on Amanda?
Well, Lee, I think we’ve discovered why people are afraid to ask you questions.Oh, shut up. >_>
Nobody gets to talk about her like that, okay?
Not that I care either way but… you’re acting like it’s a bad thing…
Check out the new trailer for my short film “Resistance.”
When reporter, Joe Hodges, goes to Iraq to cover the dismissal of a gay soldier, he doesn’t realize that the next big story…
Might be his own.Note: This trailer includes strong, adult language.
((OOC post to spread the word about my film.))
heavenscandyman replied to your post: Hi BabeDepends on the kind of date.What kind of date did you mean then?
Well there are all kinds, there are friend dates, game watching dates, game playing dates, movie dates, appointment date, work date, stake out date, and of course the more romantic kind.
There are also bacon-wrapped dates… 
I thought you should know.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
AnonymousAh, a classic. Thank you, anon.
Pick up lines.
I found a website with tons of them. Here are some gems:
Him/Her: ”Excuse me, do you have the time?” You: “Do you have the energy?”
At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh? Can I help?”
“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.”
“Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.”
“Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?”
Ask: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” (No.) *Wink.*
“Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?”
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.”
Please share your own favorites.
